you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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