yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Don't tell me you're on acid again
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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