I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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