Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
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