i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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