The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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