I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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