***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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