Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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