how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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