no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she peed on how many people?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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