I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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