we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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