I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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