I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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