it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
well you can't waste a boner
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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