At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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