Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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