He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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