yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Just high enough for therapy.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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