I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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