Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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