She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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