so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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