i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you will always have a special place in my vag
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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