Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I don't deserve a penis
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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