Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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