You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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