the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
