She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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