O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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