she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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