Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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