we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Semen is not good for contacts.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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