at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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