My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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