I just made out with a guy for $7.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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