she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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