i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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