did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
