Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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