Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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