This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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