Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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