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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Not even the dog will look at me anymore.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.

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