he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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