I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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