thus making me awesome and them whores
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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