Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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