i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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